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It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

A Day in the Country.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Bed & Bagel'

Hero of the Beach?

Chicken Road Crossing

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Canine Tours

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"I hate this time of year..."

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

The weekend getaway.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

Christmas windsock.

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"Bloody caravans..."

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"

Driving home for Christmas

"Look, do you want this ice-cream or not?"

'We go where adventure takes us - as long as we're back before dark.'

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."