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A Day in the Country.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Hero of the Beach?

Dogs and Chickens

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Canine Tours

Hiker's right of way.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Making Things Pleasant.

Country trees visit the city.

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

Artist Satying in the Country

"When this is all over, let's move to the sticks."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

He's working his way up to lions!

"This place would be so bucolic without you."

Farmers