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A Day in the Country.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Hero of the Beach?

Dogs and Chickens

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Hiker's right of way.

Canine Tours

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Country trees visit the city.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Artist Satying in the Country

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'

He's working his way up to lions!

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"This place would be so bucolic without you."

Farmers

Hell/Paradise