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'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

A Day in the Country.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

The brain of a dog.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Dog's Loo

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Mexican Dog

Non-working dog, please help

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

Abominable Snow Dog.

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.