Doggy Daytripper Gifts

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

PET THEORIES

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

A Day in the Country.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

The brain of a dog.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Mexican Dog

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

Dog's Loo

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Non-working dog, please help

Abominable Snow Dog.

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"