Doggy Traveler T-Shirts

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Your bone."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Pets on holiday.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

Mexican Dog

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"There's no water, but there is a vibrant arts community."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"