Day Tripper Prints

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Valet park only"

Inflating Boobs.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Route 666

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

A Day in the Country.