Time Off Pillows

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.

Yeah, I'm totally snowed in. I can't even get to my car... - 'Yeah, the ice hasn't quite thawed yet. Safer to stay where I am...' - 'Listen, it's virtually the weekend...' -

Chillaxing!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Temporarily Unavailable

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

Cuba Holidays

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'I need a Vacation.'

Planned service changes

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'I'm pooped.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.