Time Off Taker Pillows

Planned service changes

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

'I need a Vacation.'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

Chillaxing!

"I know it's a crucial time for the company, sir, but I've got to go down to the sea again."

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"Waitress's Day Off""

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'

Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"You're getting a time-out because Mommy needs a time-out."

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

" 'No!' shouted Mr. Bixbey, slamming his fist down on the table. The floor shook, the walls trembled. Mr. Watson turned ashen. 'Y-y-you m-m-mean w-w-we . . .' The words wouldn't come out. He seemed to choke on each syllable."

'What've you got in the way of long term sick holidays ?'

"A meeting is something that reduces hours to minutes."

'...And they gave me fifteen more minutes for resisting arrest!'