Paternity Leave Planner Mugs

Discover playful mugs that honor the new dad on paternity leave. Perfect for hot coffee or tea, these designs add humor and warmth to his mornings.

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'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.' mockup

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

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'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.' mockup

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

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'Ahhh...'

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"Honey, you're spoiling that child." mockup

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

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'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!' mockup

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

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Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins. mockup

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

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No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

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We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt. mockup

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

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"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow." mockup

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

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Babies.

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'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?' mockup

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

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"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!" mockup

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

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Baby name suggestions.

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-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets! mockup

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

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"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!" mockup

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

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"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids." mockup

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

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Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms... mockup

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

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Maternity ward.

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"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!" mockup

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

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"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!" mockup

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

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"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

"What's this about having time off to spawn?" mockup

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

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Baby reading 'To do list'.

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Frog Baby Names

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"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!" mockup

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

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'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.' mockup

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

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"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician." mockup

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

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'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.' mockup

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

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Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos. mockup

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

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"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off." mockup

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

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'Ted, you won't climb the corporate ladder if you keep taking paternity leave!'

'Ted, you won't climb the corporate ladder if you keep taking paternity leave!' mockup

'Ted, you won't climb the corporate ladder if you keep taking paternity leave!'

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Please take a number.

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'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.' mockup

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

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'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!' mockup

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

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"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..." mockup

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

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"Are we there yet?"

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Paternity Leave Planner Mugs Collection

Paternity Leave Planner Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty designs that celebrate new fathers. A fun addition to any nursery or living space.

Paternity Leave Planner Prints

Decorate with our creative prints that honor the joys of paternity leave. Perfect for inspiring smiles and celebrating fatherhood.

Paternity Leave Planner T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts perfect for celebrating paternity leave. Comfortable, stylish, and fun—ideal for relaxed days at home.