Parenting Planners Pillows

"So...what do you think of babies?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Babies.

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby name suggestions.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

Preventive medicine.