Parenting Planner Pillows

'You can't agree on who gets maternity or paternity leave...'

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Frog Baby Names

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Babies.

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Baby name suggestions.

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...