Honeymoon Phase Gifts

'It must be love, when he kisses me, my heart quakes 5.7 on the richter scale.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Pina Coladas

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Airplane Mode.

Easter Island Shades...

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Lounging by the pool

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Italia tours

Beach hats

Inappropriate Snowmen