Honeymoon Period Gifts

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Airplane Mode.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Easter Island Shades...

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Italia tours

Beach hats

Inappropriate Snowmen