Honeymoon Road Tripper Mugs

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Better times ahead.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Valet park only"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Car Journey.

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Get ready ... Get set ...

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

Route 666.