Romantic Navigator Pillows

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"Doesn't it ever irk you being Daddy's little girl?"

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"We've only been going out together for three week. I look on him as work in progress."

"So how was the date?"

'It's a combination GPS/Dating app. It guarantees you'll find the person you're looking for.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

"If you like I can set you up with a bullet I dodged."

'Competition from the net has finally finished you off, dear.'

"Still can't decide? Gee, why doesn't that surprise me?"

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

"I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Cosmonaut

Advanced footsie

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"