Romantic Navigator Pillows

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"Doesn't it ever irk you being Daddy's little girl?"

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"We've only been going out together for three week. I look on him as work in progress."

"So how was the date?"

'It's a combination GPS/Dating app. It guarantees you'll find the person you're looking for.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

"If you like I can set you up with a bullet I dodged."

'Competition from the net has finally finished you off, dear.'

"Still can't decide? Gee, why doesn't that surprise me?"

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

Online dating tips. Be skeptical when screening potential dates online. In one case, a person prone to boiling over with anger described themself as "bubbly"!

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

"I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Advanced footsie

"Yeah. But he's a handful."