Geeky Roadster Prints

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Mac OS 20

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Binary Man

Essex computer.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Funny math t-shirts

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

The Land Before Time.

Give Way To Cyclists

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Love by bike

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

Computer Psychiatrist.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."