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'Not tonight, dear. I stayed home with the kids today, remember?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

The household cavalry

Planting veggies

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Indoor Football

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

man juggling career, home and children

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Love your renovations.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Planner at work.