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'I don't want to talk about it.'

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'Forget what?'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

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"Honey! We're home!"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

Your library book is overdue.

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."

"Out of my way, Marge. It's Science Time!"

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

'Mum, when you've finished your full-time job, cleaned the house, sorted the laundry, made the meals and walked the dog could you sort out these bills for me?'

'Mum said you were the first man she ever trained, Dad.'

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

My dad loves his lawn.

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

"Sorry to cancel last minute—I was waiting it out, hoping you would."

"I could never. Too much pressure."

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."

'Wait a second... you've been homeschooled for months! Why am I still giving you lunch money?'

'Not tonight, dear. I stayed home with the kids today, remember?'