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Working from home.

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Caw blimey!'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

I love embroidery

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

We never roam anymore.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Inactive wear store.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."