Home Life Hero Pillows

Working from home.

"She's been so creative lately."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Pajama Day 743

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

I love embroidery

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Caw blimey!'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Inactive wear store.

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

man juggling career, home and children