Home Rescue Hero Pillows

'If it were my house I'd put it on life support.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Foster failure"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Caw blimey!'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Lifesaver!

The household cavalry

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Quick, press control Z!'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

The Fuse

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Litter.

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

man juggling career, home and children

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'