Homebody Hero Pillows

"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

"Self-isolation used to be fun when it was my decision."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

Yoga at home

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Like father, like son. A couch potato and a tater tot."

'I guess it's true that pets do assume the traits of their owners.'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Working from home has been a godsend."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

IntroBert

"When I assigned you to write about what you did on your summer vacation I was expecting more than just 'I stayed home'."

"You know why we get along so well with the Burfords... they blow-off as many invitations as we do."

"It hasn't been a problem honestly. I don't mind working on my own."

'George has a new job - in Effective Communication'

"I'm tellycommuting today."

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

Man sewing himself into a chair.

TV Eyes.

Second childhood obesity.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'It's the 100 greatest list shows!'

"You haven't left the house in a week? What's the matter?" "Gas." "Is it really that bad?" "Almost three bucks a gallon."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

"He had laziness thrust upon him"

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'