Homebody Joker Pillows

"Cripes! I keep forgetting I work from home now."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Knights of the bedside table.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"