Homebound Joker Pillows

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Long-legged clown...

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Fishing for Supper

"I spent locked out including my painting."

How do fish get to work?

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

No petting in the pool!

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Baggage Reclaim

Skeleton playing the violin

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

'Oh great...another new tie.'

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

Christmas fruitcake experiment # 143: 'Can it survive re-entry into Earth's atmosphere?'

"He always falls for that trick."

Peter Cottontail runs into an especially dangerous section of the Bunny Trail.

"Okay, okay... so, I didn't kill the bird myself. What's the big deal?"

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

'You can afford to be ill for only two more days!'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'