Homebound Hero Pillows

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

Teleworking and face to face work

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'What's holding him up?'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

I love embroidery

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Medical Examinations.

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"