Household Chore Joker Pillows

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

"Just empty it."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

The Iron Age: Day One.

'I don't need informed consent to take your temperature.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

Tunnel of Laundry.

"Cripes! I keep forgetting I work from home now."

"Let's take it on board and see if any of our women know how it works."

"Do two peanut butter cups equal one peanut butter pint."

"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."

"Oh look... You don't know how to wash dishes. I guess you don't ever have to wash them again."

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"