Household Chore Joker Pillows

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

"Just empty it."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"This year I'm getting in shape."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"Now where's that idiot hiding? He was supposed to fix the door."

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

The Iron Age: Day One.

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'I don't need informed consent to take your temperature.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"Oh look... You don't know how to wash dishes. I guess you don't ever have to wash them again."

"Cripes! I keep forgetting I work from home now."

"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."

"Let's take it on board and see if any of our women know how it works."

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

"Do two peanut butter cups equal one peanut butter pint."

Tunnel of Laundry.