Home Habitat Hero Pillows

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'Caw blimey!'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

The household cavalry

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'