Home Habitat Hero Pillows

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Caw blimey!'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Quick, press control Z!'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Artex cartoon

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'