Home Harvest Hero Pillows

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Come dine with me!

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Lawnmower

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Caw blimey!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Roasted

The household cavalry

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Scales

Pumpkin Time!

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"