Home Harvest Hero Gifts

Come dine with me!

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

The Vineyard

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Lawnmower

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Caw blimey!'

Roasted

The household cavalry

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Scales

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War