Homestead Heroes Gifts

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

The household cavalry

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

man juggling career, home and children

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'Love your renovations.'

Planner at work.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."