Homestead Heroes Gifts

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Caw blimey!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

man juggling career, home and children

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Love your renovations.'

Planner at work.

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

balanced life