Home Brew Hero Pillows

"We've got to get rid of them somehow. Offer them one of your home-made beers"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'No elixir of life yet but my super strength lager's a belter!'

Come dine with me!

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You've Had Enough!

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Roasted

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Scales

My dad makes his own beer.

'I brew it myself.'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."