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"I'm off to work in ten minutes - why not read the paper then."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The household cavalry

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"The groceries are in the car."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Cinderella mopping up

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

How it started: How it's going

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

"Sloth is a sin."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Man of steel wool.