You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.
Domestic Heroes T-Shirts
Show your appreciation for the domestic superheroes with witty and warm t-shirts. Ideal for casual wear, these shirts honor those who keep things running smoothly in the home.
Domestic Superheroes!!
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."
"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."
'Honey, where's my cell phone?'
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.
"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."
Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin
'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'
Balancing work and family
"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"
'You'll never believe the day I've had...'
Things my vacuum likes to suck up
'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
"I had to skip my workout."
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
Ironing day.
'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'
"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."
'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'
"I take it the toilet is fixed?"
"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."
'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'
Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.
Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.
But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo
'Honey, I'm home - for good.'
'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'
'Caw blimey!'
Domestic Heroes T-Shirts Collection
Domestic Heroes Mugs
Discover mugs that recognize your domestic heroes, perfect for everyday coffee breaks and big smiles.
Domestic Heroes Pillows
Show appreciation with cozy pillows that highlight the true champions of the household—comfort and humor in one.
Domestic Heroes Prints
Decorate their space with prints that honor the everyday domestic heroes in your life.