Domestic Life Heroes Gifts

"I'm off to work in ten minutes - why not read the paper then."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The household cavalry

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"The groceries are in the car."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Cinderella mopping up

How it started: How it's going

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"Sloth is a sin."

balanced life

"Being a mum is a full-time job."