Domestic Life Lover Gifts

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

A man enters house wearing a sandwich board, which reads: Hi honey I'm home.

'Edgar, I think there's something wrong with the television!'

"I know they say the longer you live with someone the more you look like them, but why did we have to look like you?!"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Hungry child

"Man's best friends."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Always Compatible

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"Do I have to go out again!?"