Domestic Life Appreciators T-Shirts

"The groceries are in the car."

celebrating a birth.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Think about the honey."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"It helps."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"You're not my husband."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

Towels - His / Hers

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'