Domestic Life Appreciators T-Shirts

"The groceries are in the car."

celebrating a birth.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Think about the honey."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"It helps."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

"You're not my husband."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

Towels - His / Hers

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

A Misdelivered Letter

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'