Homefront Hero Gifts

'Not tonight, dear. I stayed home with the kids today, remember?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Caw blimey!'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Planting veggies

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Indoor Football

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

man juggling career, home and children

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Love your renovations.'

Planner at work.

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'