Firehouse Hero Gifts

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

Fireman gets the beers in

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'Caw blimey!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

The household cavalry

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Homeless count.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

California fires and Coronavirus

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

Woman tangled up ironing

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

balanced life

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Wonder Woman!

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"We worked on this place for years – a real labor of love."