Heroic Firefighter Gifts

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Foster failure"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Lifesaver!

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Fire door.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Love.

No Smoking.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'