Firefighter At Heart Gifts

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

The New Normal

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Fire door.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Burning love

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'