Firehouse Humor Gifts

I think we have mice.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Fire door.

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Life Imitates Arf....

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Ice Fishing

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Nero's Fire Alarm

'I like it.'

Fire break.

"This article says girls will come and go...but family give us unconditional love and will always be there."

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

Bull chasing campers, "You and your camping holidays for fresh air and excersize!"

Zombie Camping Menu Planning

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'Meat again! That's the last dinosaur I kill.'

There was a good reason Geppetto invited Pinocchio on his camping trips.

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Passive-aggressive mother bears were the worst.

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'