Firehouse Humor Pillows

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Fire door.

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Life Imitates Arf....

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Ice Fishing

"This article says girls will come and go...but family give us unconditional love and will always be there."

'I like it.'

Fire break.

Bull chasing campers, "You and your camping holidays for fresh air and excersize!"

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

Nero's Fire Alarm

Zombie Camping Menu Planning

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'Meat again! That's the last dinosaur I kill.'

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

Passive-aggressive mother bears were the worst.

There was a good reason Geppetto invited Pinocchio on his camping trips.

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'