Backyard Hero Gifts

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"This never happened."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Planting veggies

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Propane ran out.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Beer Garden Kit

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

I know they told me not to bark

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

The Tardis Shed

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."