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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Piper

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Professional football.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Planner at work.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Way to go

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Hey. . . in use!"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A 'failed' brake check!

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."