Mountain Marvel Gifts

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

Skiing

Alpine Pipe

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Film crew waits at the top of a mountain to film mountain climbers.

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

'Circulation is working hard to keep our business.'

"Sorry, you must have a tie."

"I can't tell from this far away, but he's either enlightened or dead."

Everest summit queue...

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Rock Climber

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Ski kicker.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"Free why-fi.”

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Mom?"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Propane Supply

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'