Monsoon Marvel Gifts

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Phoenix

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

Propane Supply

Alpine Pipe

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

'People soup again?'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Skiing

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

Everest summit queue...

Team!

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

The Star Gazer

King George VI

Less is less

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

Moon Vacuuming