Meteorological Marvel Gifts

"We're seeing a widespread casual low developing in Friday, looking to be settling in..."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Phoenix

Mother nature takes her course.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"Shake it and climate change occurs."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Alpine Pipe

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

Skiing

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

The Star Gazer

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

Everest summit queue...

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"