Meteorological Marvel Pillows

"We're seeing a widespread casual low developing in Friday, looking to be settling in..."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Phoenix

Mother nature takes her course.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

Alpine Pipe

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"Shake it and climate change occurs."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Skiing

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

The Star Gazer

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Everest summit queue...

The dunger