Weather Wonder Pillows

"It's our most expensive snowblower, but of course, the more you spend, the less likely it will snow."

'I thought the forecast was for scattered showers.'

Raining snowmen

"Uh, I'm sure you'll pardon me if you've never heard that 'cold as' expression before!"

Cloud Menopause

Today's Weather: Arctic Blizzard, Hotter Than Hell, Frequent Flooding, Once-In-A-Lifetime Cataclysmic Weather Event.

"Do you think we should have the barometer extended?"

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

"Shake it and climate change occurs."

Met Office.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow!"

How tropical depressions are cured.

Starter's Pistol Starts Rain Shower.

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Flood Map: You Are Here.

"Whoa, freezing rain? That's messed up."

"Dang, did I miss Summer?"

"Eight years of meteorology, and I still don't remember what type of clouds those are."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Raincloud Umbrella

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Snow Devil

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Giant Snowflake.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"