Weather Wanderer Pillows

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I've just heard the weather forecast, they say it could be hot...on the other hand it could be cold!'

"Scientists say that this will be the most outrageous summer in 500 years..."

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Climate change

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the UK."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'You lifted your head.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sausages.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Snow Devil

Alien Snowmen

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Where the wild things were."

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"